If only we could get David Hasselhoff, Gary Colemann, and the KITT Car all in one. Oh, we can.

Whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis? I want to see the Wolfman, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, and Lee Majors all in one. We can do that too.

Ladies and Gentlemen, David Hasselhof

David Hasselhof's pitch to agent-- "Here's an awesome idea! I'll sing a cover of that B.J. Thomas song, then we'll splice together a bunch of home videos from my safari to Africa, cruise through the fjord, and my cousin's wedding reception. We'll throw in a dancing bear, my dog barking, me sled surfing, two dachsunds barking at little angels as they descend upon a river while I sing in the foreground wearing my safari garb, a mysterious spinning TV cube, me migrating with swans while the angels tag along, lots of glaciers and more sled surfing, me acting like Eval Knievel on my cyle while driving past a weird looking bouncing bug-eyed alien dude, me flying like SuperDavid, more of my safari with SuperDavid descending into a pride of lions, me dancing with the spear weilding natives, elephants on parade, and me flying around in my fluffy parka with a whole salmon stuffed in my mouth. It'll be great! The Eurotrash will snatch it up faster than Baywatch! What do ya say?"

Can we all agree that in any future reference to David Hasselhoff on Memphilter we will refer to him simply as "The Hoff"?

Sorry samuelad, "The Hoff" may already have been taken.

Let's call him "The Hoffenator"

Hassle Off!the Hoffenator

Hot Wheels

They should have renamed the toys Hoff Wheels.