Quote of the Day
According to [ Palestinian Prime Minister Mahmoud ] Abbas, immediately thereafter Bush said: "God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them."
-Ha'aretz, June 26, 2003
he probably can't chew bubble gum and talk at the same time either. What a piece of shit!

Posted by:
giappino on June 26, 2003 08:16 PM
And if he can't chew bubble gum and talk at the same time then I say he should chew bubble gum all the time night and day. His mouth should be swaddled with bubble gum

Posted by:
giappino on June 27, 2003 12:09 AM
He'll only chew bubble gum if God tells him to. His diction would probably improve. Is it just me, or does Bush slur his speech like he's got a head full of Xanex?
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