Why my wife won't let me wear my new Herve! t-shirt outside the house...
Because Herve looks remarkably similar to my nextdoor neighbor, Brian, who is pictured here (he's the one in the middle with the big hands):
Brian is a very cool guy who works at the Veterans Administration Hospital and is the lead singer for The Gecko Brothers, a local cover band not to be confused with these Gecko Brothers. If Brian ever sees this I hope he's not offended, but he does look like Herve's younger, much taller brother.
An update on the sales figures for Herve! shirts: 1 shirt sold. I knew this was gonna take off like gangbusters!
Please jimoto, give us a clue as to the quality of the Herve! shirt and the impressiveness (or lack thereof) of the Herve! likeness, if you will.

Posted by:
samuelad on July 6, 2003 02:41 PM
Only one? Where's the Memphilter solidarity my brother and sisters? Each and every one of you must go here right now and buy this fine quality garment for a bargain basement price! Where else can you get a white t-shirt with Herve! boldly emblazoned across the front. Wear it often! Wear it with pride! Wear it out! (unless of course you have a neighbor who looks like Herve and may be able to kick your butt.)

Posted by:
jimoto on July 6, 2003 02:52 PM
jimoto, it's really because she thinks you will drive other women wild in your sexy Herve! duds.

Posted by:
samuelad on July 6, 2003 07:01 PM
I'm sorry, but dude looks nothing like Herve.
Whatever you do, do not get a "Robby from Menudo" shirt, because you will probably be house bound in that one, too.

Posted by:
samuelad on July 7, 2003 11:17 AM
While I'm sure The Gecko Brothers "wow" fans every weekend at TJMulligans, Herve still pleases from beyond the grave.

Posted by:
docbrown on July 7, 2003 01:06 PM
Now doc brown, be fair, there are weddings and Redbirds games too.

Posted by:
jimoto on July 7, 2003 06:40 PM
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