Einstein at a Nudist Camp is to...
Stephen Hawking at a strip club.
Hawking's an infamous letch. He once famously bet physicist Kip Thorne that Cygnus X-1 was not a black hole. The prize was a year's subscription to Penthouse.
Why begrudge his porn habit. The guy's got Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, so Little Stephen ain't gonna be going to work any time soon. The guy's a freakin' super-genuis--he deserves a few kicks!
No begruding here, my friend. I am happy for both Mr. Hawking and for Tiger. Not exactly what you expect to be reported about one of the world's great scientists, though.

Posted by:
samuelad on July 10, 2003 11:10 AM
Thorne chose to receive Penthouse if he won, which he did. Hawking was to receive the four years of Private Eye.

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