Two words: Busey World. OK, three additional ones: More Busey quotes.

I've been watching I'm With Busey and had to take a break because the show is mentally exhausting-- funny, but exhausting. I'll never understand how Adam, Busey's sidekick, could stand spending so much time with Busey without his brain falling out of his ass. It's truly admirable how Adam bravely submits himself to Busey's potentially harmful behavior and constantly attempts to make some rational sense out of such Busey statements as, "These are not toys, they are little plastic men, and that means death."

And thanks to you jimoto, we know what it looks like when someone's brain falls out of his ass.

I'm here to serve.

Tangential comment: My sister saw Gary Busey at the Los Angeles airport and it made her VERY happy, because she always compares things to his teeth. As in, did you see that dog? It must have been the size of Gary Busey's teeth!

Further tangential comment: Last year I rode on a plane from LA to Memphis with Ron Jeremy. He flies coach, if that tells you anything about how well porn pays.

The top four ugliest cars on the road as the rate on the Gary Busey scale of ugliness.

Well I'd like to say that Gary Busey is my all-time favorite war movie actor, and much more a greatly hillarious person....I'd like to meet him someday, but for now, I can only envy his facecious quotes such as, "These are not toys, they are little plastic men, and that means death!"

Who is this fucking asshole?? Your shit is so stale you could make bread crumbs and Captain D's crispins out of it. Here's an example of your style of humor: "Hey look everybody I'm Jill Pickle Face, no not anymore, now I'm Penis Head, nope, now I'm Hot Fried Dumbass, nope fooled you again, I'm Ass Lump and I'm gonna type 'FUCK' in all capital letters because I learned how to use the caps lock key when I shoved my keyboard up my ass, hey now I'm Computer Keyboard Ass Shover Upper." That is well, frankly, extremely lame WHOEVER YOU ARE, I'll just call you dumbFUCK.

Hey fuckface this is Jill Pickleface, if you have any problem with my name you can take it out with my fucking fists you asswipe...And another thing, people were just having fun on here, you don't need to ruin that shit because you're an asshole who doesn't like to see people enjoying themselves. If you ever call me again asking to eat my pussy I'll have you arrested. You got that? I hope you got it.

I am calling you right now and will proclaim to you, as the love of my life, the nectar of my fruit bowl, the muse of my musings, how intensely I want to eat your pussy. Oh God! please, please don't have me arrested, I beg of you!!
Also, I would love to "take it out with my fucking fists" any time. I will transform you from Jill Pickleface into Jill Relishface, I will then dollop you onto a foot long hot dog and further entertain myself by laughing at your 2nd grade level grammar.

hello pickle and relish faces. i also enjoy relish and pickles . but what i enjoy more is lighting farts , and farting in my hand and throwing them.(fart darts). and farting them walking away and wathcing people make funny faces and blame each other oh yeah i hate you all

Good!, that means you'll stay away? right? Please hate us. Be careful lighting those farts, you might set your brain on fire, not that there'd be much to burn.