I'd say that his release from rehab was a bit premature.

I bet it tasted like chicken

Speaking of horribly mutilating things to do to yourself, check out this poor weightlifter. (WARNING: This photo really bad, so don't look if you're in a work environment, have just eaten, or have just started a weightlifting routine. Seriously, it's that grotesque.) Yowzers! I know I have a history with these types of posts, butt I couldn't resist.

I hope penis-eating doesn't become a trend

I don't know about you guys, but if some voice told me to cut off my own penis and eat it, I would tell that voice to fuck off.

Thanks, jimoto, and remember, "Cloaca: The other ass meat."

Steve, cut off your penis and eat it.

Cloaca, an exhibit by the Belgian conceptualist Wim Delvoye at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Antwerp, makes little girls cry. If you can't make it all the way to Antwerp, you can buy Cloaca.

To voice in my head: Fuck Off.

Could it be that, as the son of a dentist, steve has resentments about his parental figure and projects those animosities onto certain things having to do with dentistry (or the mouth and teeth) in general, and therefore more easily abjects the notion of eating his own penis than the average hallucinogenically influenced man?

Inquiring yannic people wanna know!

I think Steve has already eaten his penis. I think that is why he wears Bruce Jenner supershorts, in the hope to disquise his penis-eating ways.

I think that perhaps giappino would like to eat my penis, and is thus obsessed with my shorts.

Got placenta?

The most disturbing thing about that German cannibal guy story is that the whole thing was consentual. The victim answered a freakin' personal ad for people who wanted to be killed and eaten! The first time I heard that, I thought my head was going to explode. We're through the looking glass here, people.

You wanna take it out to the street old man?

Feed you penis to my new, "turbo" cloaca. No need to cut it off--the machine can chew!

This sucks!

In other penis news.

Did anyone else read samuelad's last post and note that the person defending himself through his small penis size is named Peter, and his lawyer's name is Asteak? Am I on crazy pills, or does this seem like something off the Naked Gun?

This is a whole new Darwin Award category!