Alien, Android, or Mutant?
It was no contest (almost literally!). Letterman is an alien.
Next up, Weather Channel hamhock Jim Cantore.

Posted by:
samuelad on September 19, 2003 10:25 PM
Well, he is talking about California after all...
Jim Cantore has to be the latest model android to be mass produced by the National Weather Association. What living entity would be stupid enough to stand on a beach during a hurricane? The Association had such success with their first model, Robert Hager, that they've flooded the market with even more foolhardy droids.

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