Maryville Mayhem (part 2)
The quirky nature of the pastoral town of Maryville has occasionally been discussed on this blog. How many of you knew, though, that it was home of the lost heir to the throne of England!!!! Incontrovertible proof is offered by the impressive gallery of pictures, which prove, if nothing else, that her male descendants mostly favor British ladies.
Posted by steve at 11:34 to
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Yep, they look like the English Royal family all right. That just goes to show you that inbreeding is inbreeding, whether it's in the hills of East Tennessee or the courts of Europe.
Well god told her, so it must be so. I didn't think I would believe it at first, but those photo matches were dead on. It made me realize that the future king of England is among us. You don't believe me? I have incontrovertible proof:
Posted by:
samuelad on December 6, 2003 12:14 PM
As of now I would request, NO!, I command that all of you people, my loyal subjects, refer to me as 'Your Highness'. If this command is not adhered to with the highest degree of formality and respect then off with your heads!
Posted by:
giappino on December 6, 2003 04:07 PM
Well, I guess this spoils the secret of the Pray and Be Rich book. Simple pray and it will be revealed that you are the rightful heir to some throne or other.
Posted by:
samuelad on December 6, 2003 11:48 PM
all hail his highness giappino, the royal pain in the ass.
Posted by:
jimoto on December 7, 2003 01:32 AM
That should actually be capitalized, e.g. "all hail His Highness."
Posted by:
giappino on December 7, 2003 07:59 PM
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