Memphilter: Nude Man Covered in Nacho Cheese Arrested

Nude Man Covered in Nacho Cheese Arrested

MARYVILLE, Tenn. - A man was arrested on his 23rd birthday after a police officer saw him nude and covered with nacho cheese from a pool snack bar.

Posted by triko at 1:25 to Catch-all

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Now I know what to do with $7 worth of nacho cheese.

Posted by: jimoto on July 21, 2004 09:42 AM

I wonder where he hid the jalapenos?

Posted by: docbrown on July 21, 2004 10:04 AM

"The nude male had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent."

uh huh...

Posted by: El Destructo on July 21, 2004 10:35 AM

Hey Monn, that's not yo' cheez!

Posted by: giappino on July 21, 2004 01:41 PM

So far, it's been a great news week for Tennessee - I can't wait to see what happens next!

Posted by: melissa on July 21, 2004 07:45 PM

Since I am still not sure exactly who reads the sideboard, I will reprise this link from a few days back: The Arcata Eye police log.

And from the Mefi thread were presumably Nacho Cheese boy was found, an excellent search idea: Police Blotter. By the way, I feel comfortable pilfering this link from MeFi's WolfDaddy, if for no other reason than I singlehandedly cured his chigger problem.

Posted by: samuelad on July 22, 2004 02:24 AM

In all fairness to the Maryvillians, here's the kind of thing that goes on in my home town.

Posted by: El Destructo on July 22, 2004 10:21 AM

And in further Tennessee weirdness, a car bomb exploded at the Opryland Hotel yesterday.

Posted by: El Destructo on July 22, 2004 01:00 PM

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