Obscene Cabbage Patch Doll
It was bound to happen sometime - those Cabbage Patch Dolls are the devil's playthings! Is it wrong that I find this story so amusing? If you think so, I am begging you to check out the slideshow and tell me if you don't agree.
I think that doll has some Garbage Pail Kid DNA.
What is so bad about the serial number ending in UCKME? Oh, wait, if they move the card...

Posted by:
samuelad on January 7, 2005 10:25 AM
What freaks me out is not the UCKME but the fact that the little girl asked for a Cabbage Patch Doll to begin with. I had assumed that they joined the junkheap of toy history many moons ago.

Posted by:
steve on January 8, 2005 09:16 AM
Speaking of the junkhep of toy history: failed Star Wars toys.

Posted by:
samuelad on January 9, 2005 03:48 PM
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