You will need: a microscopic black hole.
If you're like me, and I know I am, you're sick of this damned planet, with all of its air, water, food, sex, and nice views. Well it's about time you got off your ass and did something about it!
Don't blow up the Earth, my friends and I live there, Blow up the Moon instead. It will make the freakin' tides stand still and finally put a stop to my pesky menstruation.

Posted by:
Talbot on March 29, 2006 01:28 PM
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