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You will need: a microscopic black hole.

If you're like me, and I know I am, you're sick of this damned planet, with all of its air, water, food, sex, and nice views. Well it's about time you got off your ass and did something about it!


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Don't blow up the Earth, my friends and I live there, Blow up the Moon instead. It will make the freakin' tides stand still and finally put a stop to my pesky menstruation.




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