Thank you, giappino, for brightening up my Monday morning. I actually just got back from Parmistan so the review was of special interest to me. The trip was fun except for a horrible bout of "the Kahn's Revenge," if you know what I mean.

Ummm...spoiler alert?

At the end he was probably thinking, "It really sucks that my dad, who has lived as a a reclusive course guide ninja for the last five years, and who I was just recently, temporarily reunited with, was killed by an arrow, but, hey, I just finished this death race and the U.S. is going to get to put a missile defense system in Parmistan, so I think I'll go cheek to cheek with this princess here." I mean who wouldn't smile?

Maybe when the USA comes to put this missile defense system in, we can show them our modern engineering and teach them to build roads near the riverbank, so people can drive in air-conditioned comfort to the next zombie-and-ninja filled instead-of-diplomacy death fight/race. It'll be so convenient to keep your spy axe in the trunk!