January 31, 2006
The State of the Gorilla Suit is Sound
Today is National Gorilla Suit Day. I hope GWB wears one tonight.
December 21, 2005
Darth Sidious Benedict XVI
Luke, I am your Father... Christmas!
Eeeekkk. Talk about a good photo to frighten naughty Catholic children.
November 01, 2003
Best costume ever
Need I say more?
September 25, 2003
What do Rollie Fingers and Grizzly Adams have in common?
They could both compete at the World Beard and Moustache Championships which will be held in Carson City, Nevada. Clearly, the "less is more" approach of David Niven is not appreciated here. Obligatory Grizzly Adams and Rollie Fingers photos.
August 19, 2003
Accessories for breast implants
Holy sheep shit! I never cease to be amazed.
August 05, 2003
The Well-Dressed Revolutionary
These days, it's murder to get your bizzare, extra-governmental terrorist militia organization noticed by the media. Thus, the importance of eye-catching fashion to the would-be revolutionary cannot be overstated. In the 70's, the Black September group established the hooded look which became standard for groups like the IRA. In the 90's, home-grown American groups likeThe Militia of Montana were all the rage, but middle-aged men in camoflage staving off impotence by tromping around in the woods with AR-15's soon lost their luster. Japanese media darlings Aum Shinrikyo have recently found themselves upstaged by the white-clad minimalists of Pana Wave Laboratories, despite the fact the Aum were pioneers in the terrorist use of chemical weaons and the Pana Wave posuers have yet to actually kill anybody. Columbian narco-terror stalwarts, the FARC have relied on their funny name to grab column space, but when is the last time you heard anything about Plan Columbia? The current Most Watched Man in the World combines 90's field jacket camoflage with a tasteful white turban for a timeless, understated feel. But look out, Osama: There's a bold new look emerging in Liberia.
August 01, 2003
This is the ugliest shirt I've ever seen!!
I'm very open-minded about clothing. If I don't like something for myself I still know that it probably works for someone else. But, then I look at a shirt like this and become completely and utterly boggled bordering on mystification: who made this? who would wear this? I found this being sold as vintage clothing on the internet, who would assume that this could not only be sold but be re-sold?, what was the mindset of the person who made this? were they a prisoner somewhere in a dark cell like the count of Monte Christo and given needle and thread and created this manifestation in the dark out of a burlap sack? Maybe I've had too much coffee, I've been staring at this shirt for way too long, this is bizarre. I thought I'd share all this with everybody.
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